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Vol 929 - August 15, 2010 - If She's Drinking This - They are.......
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Strange Quotes:
If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck - Elvis Presley
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. - Tom Lehrer
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. - Ambrose Bierce
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. - Anonymous
Too often, the opportunity knocks, but by the time you push back the chain, push back the bolt, unhook the two locks and shut off the burglar alarm, it's too late. - Rita Coolidge
The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends. - Bobby Kelton
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra…Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? - Jay Leno
I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - If They're Drinking This - They are.......
A number of New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the butt.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, very picky, knows exactly what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her; if she is interested, she'll send you a drink.
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, but actually has no clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is; this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and is looking to get totally drunk ... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!
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