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New Jersey Edition of Windows XP
Dear Consumas: It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies of the WINDOWS XP NEW JOISEY EDITION may have been shipped outsida Joisey. If ya got one a dese, you may need some help unnerstanin da commands. Da Joisey edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads; "Windas XP" wit a background pitcha of Hoboken. When yous start da program, instead of da usual harpy stringy like music, you hear a little Springsteen. It's also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava. PLEASE ALSO NOTE: Recycle bin is labeled "Newark" My computer is called "My Computa" The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk" Deleted items are referred to as "Wacked", "Erased", or "Rubbed Out" Control Panel is known as "The Bosses" Performing an "illegal operation" is known as "enhancin da family business" and will actually maximize da program instead of shuttin' it down. Hard Drive is referred to as "Da turnpike on da way to da shore" Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna believe dis" pops up CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA JOISEY EDITION: OK.......Sure ting Cancel......Fugetaboutit Reset........Start ova Yes............Yeah No..............Nah Find.Put a contract out on Browse........Get a looksee Back...........U-Toin Help...........Get your own ansa Stop............Knock it off Start............Move it Settings.......Here's da rules We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you mistakenly got a copy of the JOISEY EDITION... You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WIT DAT? (By da way, spellcheck is a nightmare wit da JOISEY edition dey still haven't worked out all da bugs) Submitted by Pasadena Phil |
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