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The Economy is Sooooo Bad.............
• The economy is so bad, that when I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" • The economy is so bad, that CEO's are now playing miniature golf. • The economy is so bad, if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them. • The economy is so bad, Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. • The economy is so bad, parents in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and learned their children's names. • The economy is so bad, a truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico. • The economy is so bad, Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. • The economy is so bad, people in Africa are donating money to Americans. • The economy is so bad, Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. • The economy is so bad, Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen |
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