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Top 10 Most Memorable Homer Simpson Quotes
1. "To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!" 2. [Reading computer manual] "To start, press any key. Where's the 'Any' key?" 3. "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." 4. "I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here." 5. "I have feelings too - like 'My stomach hurts' or 'I'm going crazy' 6. "Pffft, English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England." 7. Homer: "Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy." Marge: "What's that?" Homer: [thinks] "A dinosaur." 8. Marge: "Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday." Homer: "Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!" 9. "Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'" 10. "D'oh!" |
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